Sunday, January 30, 2011


I'm not sure if she is doing yoga but we are going to go with that...mainly because I don't want to go there:). I went to clean the daughter's room to find the missing ipod and stumbled across this gem. When did they make Barbie's so flexible?!?

I did dress all of the Barbie dolls today...all the nakedness was driving me a little crazy:)

Good little mommy:)

She has the right idea. Babies should be laying on the furniture and not the floor. Maybe infants shouldn't be laying next to turtles which are known to have salmonella...but...hey. I like that she thought to have an extra blanket but I am unsure as to why she felt the baby needed to lay on a refrigerator shelf...but again...this is progress:)

Don't you love the baby's feet hanging out?! :)

Sunday, January 23, 2011

No words...

This picture is so bad that I have nothing witty to add...:)

I will say that it was nice of Strawberry Shortcake to join this party...glad we don't leave people out:)

Thursday, January 20, 2011


I'm not sure but I can only guess that this is the group shot from the orgy. I had NO idea that orgy's were a good excuse for a group photo but hey...I will pass it along to my photog friends:)
This picture was literally taken the morning after the other photo. I have no idea why Shay felt the need to prop them all up for a naked height line but...
Reminds me of what they use to call our drill team...prepare yourself..."whore core." This gives us a visual I guess...:)

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

PARTY!!! Clothing optional...

My, my, my. This is new. I'm not sure which is more upsetting...the fact that there is a massive orgy going on in my daughters bed or the fact that they invited Diego. Or maybe it is how pasty white the Rosie doll is naked.

I also have to say that even though the purple skirt did nothing for Ken's skin tone...I wish he'd have left it on for this party. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwww...

Thursday, January 13, 2011

The housekeeper did it...

This one can't be blamed on the daughter. The housekeeper came today and while I was searching for something that she misplaced...this is what I found.

I was REALLY concerned for Ken when I found him with the skirt around his ankles wearing a wet suit. Now I realize I had jumped the gun. Wearing a little, purple, fairy skirt around your ankles with a wetsuit on had NOTHING on him wearing a little, purple, fairy skirt around his waist...with nothing on underneath. Purple is NOT his color. I am disturbed.

And quite frankly I am beginning to wonder about Cinderella and her brunette pal. I always seem to find them together in somewhat...*ahem*...compromising positions. Might explain the fairy godmother. HAHAHAHA...okay...that was bad.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Road Rage

The first picture I took did not do the scene justice. Cinderella is driving around with her girlfriend and they have stopped in the town of strange little characters and picked up a red power ranger, a blue care bear (who is wearing a diaper that you can't see), and a really creepy flower that hovers overhead like a cloud. Then...I backed up and saw the BIG picture....

Cinderella is DRUNK and she is PLOWING OVER 6 little innocent care bears while the little blue one in her brunette friend's lap eggs her on. Tragic.

Monday, January 10, 2011

My first guest photo:)

Barbie has apparantly started her own brothel. I think the little blue elephants and cute little snowmen may scare off prospective clients though.

Be careful men. I have a feeling there is a filthy madaam doll somewhere with a little black book full of names. I just KNOW Woody is in it...he was always a little too smooth with Bo Peep. And helloooooo....his name is WOODY. You just have to wonder if his pal Buzz is in there too...

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Thankfully her eyes don't glow...

Here we find Barbie auditioning for The Exorcist remake. She is a shoo-in for the role formerly played by Linda Blair.

Sadly my daughter didn't find this situation very frightening. I did. I've SEEN the movie.
Still can't stand to hear a ticking clock.

Tomorrow we will have a guest post...I had my first picture sent in by a regular reader. She may be my only regular reader but I am proud to have her:)

Friday, January 7, 2011

Hey...she cleaned her room herself...

Where do we even start?

Ken, Ken, Ken. People have been questioning your sexual preference ever since Barbie dumped you. This isn't helping.

You are topless...on top of a basket of naked Barbie's...and yet we find you not just wearing a skirt...but wearing it at your ankles. With your hands in the air spread eagle while wearing a wet suit. We no longer have questions...we feel they have been answered.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Who invited THEM?

Upon first glance...this scene seems innocent. Barbie is having a little get together with her pals and their pooches. Then you notice that the 2 ladies on the far right are completely nude. Not topless...not scantily clad...just naked. And the dogs are all staring. Ken is wishing he made this dinner party.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Apparantly inviting Rosie was not a good plan. I came back later in the evening to find this scene. Cinderella is missing and her blonde friend seems to have been laid out while Rosie just sits there smiling. Scare bear.
Who invited Rosie O'Donnell to the dinner party? I doubt very seriously Cinderella wanted to hang out.

So...yes...I bought my child the Rosie doll. She was on sale at Goodwill for $1.50. Don't judge me.