S. V. U.

Quick! Somebody call Stabler and Benson...we have a crime scene!!!

We may never know the real story...did Ken finally come out and Barbie just couldn't handle the humiliation?? Was Barbie spending too much on the wedding so Ken opted for insurance money (come on...she has to be worth MILLIONS:). Maybe Barbie is just auditioning for a chance to perform with David Blaine?!

What we do know is that silicone doesn't REALLY float. Sorry...that was bad...but it was TOO easy:)

**Thank you to Shyanne for the FABULOUS guest photo...I hope that your Barbie survives this tragic event...:)

The 80's are BACK :)

I guess this is what happens when you save all of your Barbie's and Barbie furniture for your daughter. I was SO excited to give it to her (and NOT just because it meant she had to give up the Dora house to get it:).

Skipper gor lucky and found the Sony walkman, the VHS tape recorder, and the 1987 cordless telephone and she is relaxing on the couch with all of them.

P.S. Bump, bump, bump it up...keep that bump it spirit up:) THAT was for K:)

Dorothy strikes again...

Don't you hate when this happens?! You're just sitting around in your best shoes and jewelry...your hair all fixed. You're thinking about maybe getting dressed...but maybe not...because hey...it's your party and you can do what you want...and then BAM. The freaking little people strike again. They drop their house on you and suddenly you're trapped...and you KNOW what's going to happen to your favorite shoes. It's a nightmare...

****Thank you to Miss Raw Banana for the fabulous guest post!! I apoligize for getting behind...sometimes the daughter gets more interested in lego's!!!

Calling all the single ladies!!!

This man is single. You have prayed for the WHOLE package and now he has been delivered...in a basket. What more can you ask for?!?!?

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Looks like Cinderella has been drinking and driving again and Barbie didn't fare as well as the Care Bears. Sad, sad, sad...we may have to revoke her license. For some reason she is the only one who ever drives...

It IS ironic?

I encountered this scene in the daughter's room this afternoon. Cinderella and her pal are present...and this time they invited their bff with no legs, Ariel.
Rosie got another invite somehow and she decided to come without clothes which might be a better option if she hit the mystic tan booth.
The blonde is a new addition to the crew. Not sure who she is but I am quite sure she needs a bra.

The irony of this photo is that the daughter watched me take it. She was very proud that I was taking a picture and wanted to point out what she was most proud of in this scene. You see...she is not phased by the lack of clothing or exposed breasts or even the fact that she has a fish out of water in the Barbie living room. She is MOST proud that the picnic basket is in the chair and they are having a picnic. Yep. I can just hear the song, "That's the way the barbie girls have their piiiiiiiic-nic."