Family Reunion...Jerry Springer style

It appears that the entire Barbie clan has gathered for a special family dinner. We are just going to assume that they are just oohing and aahing over the cute babies on the table and not planning on making them dessert. Because that would be cannibalism and even we can't allow that in our Barbie world.

The problem is that you can't see the whole picture. I guess there has to be at least ONE in every family.

I guess she didn't get the memo that clothing wasn't optional.

Look Mom...no hands

I guess Barbie has to pay for her new dreamhouse somehow.



This actually creeped me out a litte. I went to tuck the daughter into bed and there she stood in all her royal nekedness. I said neked because neked is naked with intent and she SURE looks intent. I'm just sayin.

Barbies today have some really GREAT shoes. Lipstick red 3 inch stilettos don't say, "Hi, I'm a stripper," at ALL. Is anyone else disturbed that there are 3 little girls having a tea party in the same room?!

Don't you love the stripper pole. I sent this picture to my MIL (who built the new dreamhouse) and told her I was really glad she added a stripper pole in the gameroom. She responded that she had noticed that her support beam did in fact resemble that but had hoped no one would notice. And they might not have if the daughter ever DRESSED HER BARBIES. *sigh*

Barbie is BACK...and more naked than ever *sigh*

After a LONG break the Barbie blog is back in business. The daughter took a break from Barbie's but thanks to a SPECTACULAR birthday present from the Gammy she is loving them again. My sweet MIL designed, built, and decorated a three story Barbie dreamhouse complete with hot tub and walk in closet. It is AMAZING. And has given me GREAT pictures for this blog.