Scandalous...

Strawberry Shortcake is on a date with Ken...and just when I thought he and Barbie were going to work through their issues.

And there is NO denying they are just friends...look at the lipstick all over his smug face. It's just terrible. I will now refer to Strawberry Shortcake as...Strawberry Sloozie:)

This one is for LaShawn...

It would appear that Strawberry Shortcake is having a rough night. Or morning. She's naked. She is hovering over a toilet. And she forgot to flush. This is not good for her "sweet" wholesome image.

I am having trouble typing because this one just makes me laugh. Why, Mattel, did you make a Barbie toilet that actually makes flushing sounds and clicks from dirty to clean? And why, dear daughter, do you have it sitting on the dirty side???

Would you like paper or plastic?

I am confused. Is Barbie for sale? Is she for rent (what?? honest question...look how short the dress is:) Is she applying for a cashier job the old fashioned way? Or is the economy finally effecting our favorite icon and she is just trying to earn a few groceries?

We may never know...

***Thank you Robin from good 'ol Midland, Texas for the guest photo:) Please let us know if Barbie steals anything...

Family holiday

It appears that the entire family is on vacation...in Europe. Because I know that isn't legal in this country.

And who is Ken talking to on that fancy headset? Maybe he is telcommuting to work? You know that modeling career is demanding.

A new take on Thanksgiving...

My husband's fantasies have come true. Thanksgiving will now be celebrated naked. In stilettos.

Those are killer shoes though...:)

It's groovy...

Burn baby burn! Disco Inferno!! Burn baby burn! Disco Inferno is what came to mind with this scene. Barbie has some wicked glasses and very little clothing. I'm not sure how the little people fit in the picture but something about the blue light in the backdrop just screams '70's:)

Or maybe it's just a drunk librarian who channeled Pink Floyd for story time.

OH. Dear.

There is a story there. We just don't know what it is:).

What we do know...somewhere there is a one legged Barbie that is quite possibly naked. Whatever happened was MESSY. And...my grandpa was really weirded out when he got home and found this scene in the garage. Yes...garage. No...we don't know why.

Maybe we don't want to know.